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jumbojoethornton:

danhammerhamhuis:

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One time, there was a total rockin’ party and everyone in the NHL was invited but the Kings, the Ducks, the Bruins, and the Blues. So. Kevin Bieksa was there and was actually conversing with a Shark. He’s not even sure how it happened, but there he is talking to Logan…

Jamie and Jordie Benn appeared out of nowhere and offered to help Henrik and Daniel dance fight against the Staals. Henrik and Daniel agreed and it was on.

The youngest Staal went first (Jared????), did the ever-popular worm. Jamie laughed and went and did a better worm. Jared growled. Ooooooh.

Roberto was there too, playing hide and seek with Eddie, because why not.

Kevin manages to get away from Logan, continuing his search for the other Canucks. He gets to the dance off right when PK and Malcolm Subban show up. They join the dance off and Kevin bets with Patrick Kane that the Benn/Sedin brothers quartet would beat the Staals, but the two Subbans would beat them.

Chris Tanev, and Zack Kassian showed up and started laughing at the brother dance off battle. it had pretty much involved every set of brothers in the NHL now and everyone was laughing at them.

Ryan Kesler had pulled Kevin away from the group because he needed a mediator for the ab off that was happening on the other side of the room. Chris Higgins had started it when he took his shirt off after spilling beer on it.

Ryan had joined in too, thats when Patrick Sharp and a bunch of random hawks decided to have an ab off. Higgy was still in the lead, but they needed more voters. 

Kevin lets himself be pulled away, kind of eager to see the abs contest. In his book, Ryan should win.

There is also a beard off contest happening between Garri, Jumbo and Henrik Zetterberg and the competition is fierce. Jumbo calls in Patrick Marleau to judge and Patty says its Jumbo but Henrik Z accuses him of only rooting for his teammate and calls Datsyuk in and Pavel says Henrik Z has the best beard and then Jumbo and Henrik fight and Garri just sits there staring awkwardly. The newly crowned ab champion Higgy rushes to help break it up.

Higgy automatically voted for Garri to win the beard off, and then pulls him away from the fighting because Garri hates fighting. Higgy and Garri made there way over to the dance off which was nearly over. The Sedins, and the Benns had separated from each other and where now challenging each other, one set would be the winner and the other would be the loser. 

Higgy threw his arm around Garri, as he was a little drunk from a few too many drinks. that was happening everywhere around the room, people were becoming more attached to each other. 

Alex Edler was watching the twins and wanted the both of them, While Tyler stood beside him waiting for Jamie to finish the dance battle. the night was about to get interesting. 

Once Jumbo and Henrik Z had totally punched each other up, the two of them walked off to get beer, laughing and chatting, chirping about each other’s beards. Pavel and Patty watch them walk away, unaware that they’re both frowning after their buddies.

Henrik manages to pull off this absolutely insane move and Jamie gamely tries to match it but HE CAN’T. THE SEDINS WIN THE CONTEST. But Jamie ain’t even mad, bro. He can’t be. Tyler’s waiting for him. Jordie’s a little disappointed, walks off on his own.

Eagle (btw that’s the cutest nickname on the planet) smirks softly, hugging both the twins, half-muttering, half-yelling happy things in Swedish.

Erik Karlsson walks by, looking absolutely horrified about some of the things Alex says, and Kevin’s glad he doesn’t speak Swedish.

It was at the point in the night, when everyone is getting to the point, and that was when Toews and Kane walked in. Late, thinking they are the coolest people in the NHL. Crosby stumbled in behind them, with Geno laughing at him and saying things in Russian (lawl i know nothing about the pens)

All the canucks are cheering when they hear the twins won the dance off, and higgy won the ab off, and that garri should have won the beard off, because all of the Canucks are perfect. They started chanting something in a mixture of English and Swedish, and everyone was laughing at them.

Karlsson was blogging everything along that was happening in the night, taking pictures, and everything. People were telling him to stop when he finally found some interesting swedes, and put his phone away. 

Everyone was having a good time, and something bad was bound to happen. 

The music stops right when Roberto runs through the center of the room, trying to hide from Eddie. Eddie screams “AHAH!” and slide tackles Roberto. They slam into a bunch of Flyers, pushing them into a few Penguins. Uh oh.

-insert line brawl between the two teams- Geno and Sid and Claude Giroux fight to break up the line brawl and Danny Briere appears out of nowhere and helps break it up and then Danny and Claude are being really cute and just hugging it out and James Neal tries to hug a Flyer by mistake and gets punched.

But this time, everyone laughs and the party continues.

After everything had calmed down from Tyler leaned over from a few to many drinks and Kissed jamie like he had wanted to all season long. You could hear a few whoops and hollers from around the room, but then it was like a ripple affect. Garri leaned over and kissed Higgy. and it happened all over the room.

random pairing of really close friends were kissing and everythign seemed perfect for a while, but then again this was a room full of hockey players kissing. 

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jumbojoethornton:

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jumbojoethornton:

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jumbojoethornton:

jumbojoethornton:

One time, there was a total rockin’ party and everyone in the NHL was invited but the Kings, the Ducks, the Bruins, and the Blues. So. Kevin Bieksa was there and was actually conversing with a Shark. He’s not even sure how it happened, but there he is talking to Logan…

Jamie and Jordie Benn appeared out of nowhere and offered to help Henrik and Daniel dance fight against the Staals. Henrik and Daniel agreed and it was on.

The youngest Staal went first (Jared????), did the ever-popular worm. Jamie laughed and went and did a better worm. Jared growled. Ooooooh.

Roberto was there too, playing hide and seek with Eddie, because why not.

Kevin manages to get away from Logan, continuing his search for the other Canucks. He gets to the dance off right when PK and Malcolm Subban show up. They join the dance off and Kevin bets with Patrick Kane that the Benn/Sedin brothers quartet would beat the Staals, but the two Subbans would beat them.

Chris Tanev, and Zack Kassian showed up and started laughing at the brother dance off battle. it had pretty much involved every set of brothers in the NHL now and everyone was laughing at them.

Ryan Kesler had pulled Kevin away from the group because he needed a mediator for the ab off that was happening on the other side of the room. Chris Higgins had started it when he took his shirt off after spilling beer on it.

Ryan had joined in too, thats when Patrick Sharp and a bunch of random hawks decided to have an ab off. Higgy was still in the lead, but they needed more voters. 

Kevin lets himself be pulled away, kind of eager to see the abs contest. In his book, Ryan should win.

There is also a beard off contest happening between Garri, Jumbo and Henrik Zetterberg and the competition is fierce. Jumbo calls in Patrick Marleau to judge and Patty says its Jumbo but Henrik Z accuses him of only rooting for his teammate and calls Datsyuk in and Pavel says Henrik Z has the best beard and then Jumbo and Henrik fight and Garri just sits there staring awkwardly. The newly crowned ab champion Higgy rushes to help break it up.

Higgy automatically voted for Garri to win the beard off, and then pulls him away from the fighting because Garri hates fighting. Higgy and Garri made there way over to the dance off which was nearly over. The Sedins, and the Benns had separated from each other and where now challenging each other, one set would be the winner and the other would be the loser. 

Higgy threw his arm around Garri, as he was a little drunk from a few too many drinks. that was happening everywhere around the room, people were becoming more attached to each other. 

Alex Edler was watching the twins and wanted the both of them, While Tyler stood beside him waiting for Jamie to finish the dance battle. the night was about to get interesting. 

Once Jumbo and Henrik Z had totally punched each other up, the two of them walked off to get beer, laughing and chatting, chirping about each other’s beards. Pavel and Patty watch them walk away, unaware that they’re both frowning after their buddies.

Henrik manages to pull off this absolutely insane move and Jamie gamely tries to match it but HE CAN’T. THE SEDINS WIN THE CONTEST. But Jamie ain’t even mad, bro. He can’t be. Tyler’s waiting for him. Jordie’s a little disappointed, walks off on his own.

Eagle (btw that’s the cutest nickname on the planet) smirks softly, hugging both the twins, half-muttering, half-yelling happy things in Swedish.

Erik Karlsson walks by, looking absolutely horrified about some of the things Alex says, and Kevin’s glad he doesn’t speak Swedish.

It was at the point in the night, when everyone is getting to the point, and that was when Toews and Kane walked in. Late, thinking they are the coolest people in the NHL. Crosby stumbled in behind them, with Geno laughing at him and saying things in Russian (lawl i know nothing about the pens)

All the canucks are cheering when they hear the twins won the dance off, and higgy won the ab off, and that garri should have won the beard off, because all of the Canucks are perfect. They started chanting something in a mixture of English and Swedish, and everyone was laughing at them.

Karlsson was blogging everything along that was happening in the night, taking pictures, and everything. People were telling him to stop when he finally found some interesting swedes, and put his phone away. 

Everyone was having a good time, and something bad was bound to happen. 

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jumbojoethornton:

danhammerhamhuis:

jumbojoethornton:

jumbojoethornton:

One time, there was a total rockin’ party and everyone in the NHL was invited but the Kings, the Ducks, the Bruins, and the Blues. So. Kevin Bieksa was there and was actually conversing with a Shark. He’s not even sure how it happened, but there he is talking to Logan…

Jamie and Jordie Benn appeared out of nowhere and offered to help Henrik and Daniel dance fight against the Staals. Henrik and Daniel agreed and it was on.

The youngest Staal went first (Jared????), did the ever-popular worm. Jamie laughed and went and did a better worm. Jared growled. Ooooooh.

Roberto was there too, playing hide and seek with Eddie, because why not.

Kevin manages to get away from Logan, continuing his search for the other Canucks. He gets to the dance off right when PK and Malcolm Subban show up. They join the dance off and Kevin bets with Patrick Kane that the Benn/Sedin brothers quartet would beat the Staals, but the two Subbans would beat them.

Chris Tanev, and Zack Kassian showed up and started laughing at the brother dance off battle. it had pretty much involved every set of brothers in the NHL now and everyone was laughing at them.

Ryan Kesler had pulled Kevin away from the group because he needed a mediator for the ab off that was happening on the other side of the room. Chris Higgins had started it when he took his shirt off after spilling beer on it.

Ryan had joined in too, thats when Patrick Sharp and a bunch of random hawks decided to have an ab off. Higgy was still in the lead, but they needed more voters. 

Kevin lets himself be pulled away, kind of eager to see the abs contest. In his book, Ryan should win.

There is also a beard off contest happening between Garri, Jumbo and Henrik Zetterberg and the competition is fierce. Jumbo calls in Patrick Marleau to judge and Patty says its Jumbo but Henrik Z accuses him of only rooting for his teammate and calls Datsyuk in and Pavel says Henrik Z has the best beard and then Jumbo and Henrik fight and Garri just sits there staring awkwardly. The newly crowned ab champion Higgy rushes to help break it up.

Higgy automatically voted for Garri to win the beard off, and then pulls him away from the fighting because Garri hates fighting. Higgy and Garri made there way over to the dance off which was nearly over. The Sedins, and the Benns had separated from each other and where now challenging each other, one set would be the winner and the other would be the loser. 

Higgy threw his arm around Garri, as he was a little drunk from a few too many drinks. that was happening everywhere around the room, people were becoming more attached to eachother. 

Alex Edler was watching the twins and wanted the both of them, While Tyler stood beside him waiting for Jamie to finish the dance battle. the night was about to get interesting. 

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jumbojoethornton:

jumbojoethornton:

One time, there was a total rockin’ party and everyone in the NHL was invited but the Kings, the Ducks, the Bruins, and the Blues. So. Kevin Bieksa was there and was actually conversing with a Shark. He’s not even sure how it happened, but there he is talking to Logan…

Jamie and Jordie Benn appeared out of nowhere and offered to help Henrik and Daniel dance fight against the Staals. Henrik and Daniel agreed and it was on.

The youngest Staal went first (Jared????), did the ever-popular worm. Jamie laughed and went and did a better worm. Jared growled. Ooooooh.

Roberto was there too, playing hide and seek with Eddie, because why not.

Kevin manages to get away from Logan, continuing his search for the other Canucks. He gets to the dance off right when PK and Malcolm Subban show up. They join the dance off and Kevin bets with Patrick Kane that the Benn/Sedin brothers quartet would beat the Staals, but the two Subbans would beat them.

Chris Tanev, and Zack Kassian showed up and started laughing at the brother dance off battle. it had pretty much involved every set of brothers in the NHL now and everyone was laughing at them.

Ryan Kesler had pulled Kevin away from the group because he needed a mediator for the ab off that was happening on the other side of the room. Chris Higgins had started it when he took his shirt off after spilling beer on it.

Ryan had joined in too, thats when Patrick Sharp and a bunch of random hawks decided to have an ab off. Higgy was still in the lead, but they needed more voters. 

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jumbojoethornton:

One time, there was a total rockin’ party and everyone in the NHL was invited but the Kings, the Ducks, the Bruins, and the Blues. So. Kevin Bieksa was there and was actually conversing with a Shark. He’s not even sure how it happened, but there he is talking to Logan Couture. But he can’t find a single other Canuck? Where are they?!

Henrik and Daniel were doing twin things on the other side of the party, laughing at Kevin who was surrounded shark players, they laughed at him. The twins were looking for other teammates when they were confronted by all the staal brothers, who challenged them to a dance off. 

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2010 Stanley Cup Champions

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Prettier than you - Gabriel Landeskog.

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sealcat:

I know that guys can be sports fans too but it gets so annoying when it’s seems as if they only go to games to get drunk. If you don’t know anything about the sport, just don’t talk. Stop yelling at the players to shoot. They talk so loud about the stupidest things and it’s embarrassing. And why show up in that guys jersey? He’d never go for you lol. Just the other day I heard a man say “Doesn’t Bobby Ryan play for Anaheim?” and I’m just like god go watch Real Housewives of the OC seems more your speed, bud. Like this is why I can’t take any male sports fan seriously. It’s nice when some hot guy is wearing my favourite team’s shirt but the chances of him actually knowing what he’s talking about are so low. 

I know that some of them do actually know the roster and stuff but the majority just wanna seem manly or impress girls or they don’t seem to get that no matter how much you love the guy, he’s a superstar athlete and probably wouldn’t sleep with you, so maybe stop trying. 

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